The 12 Debts of Christmas Part Six

With the twelfth debt of Christmas

my banker said to me:

Twelve months till next year,

Eleven percent interest,

Ten gifts to wrap,

Nine more gifts to buy,

Eight mouths to feed,

Seven unpaid bills,

Six collectors calling,

Five overdrawn credit cards,

Four spending sprees,

Three party’s left

Too much money spent

And a New Year that I hope is debt free!

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The 12 Debts of Christmas Part Five

Silent night, Holy night!

I am broke, what a joke

I spent way more than I had planned

On my friends and my uncle Stan

When will this debt end?

When will this debt end?

Silent night, Holy night!

My money’s gone, all cash withdrawn

I don’t understand where it all went

I spent it all down to my last cent

When will this debt end?

When will this debt end?

Silent night, Holy night!

My bank called, my credit’s stalled

I was told my home foreclosed

It sure feels like I’ve been hosed

When will this debt end?

When will this debt end?

Silent night, Holy night!

The bank guard, took my Mastercard

I think money’s a guessing game

All of these bills will drive me insane

When will this debt end?

When will this debt end?

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The 12 Debts of Christmas Part Four

Joy to the World! The end is near

I’ve bought too much again

and every debt

has swelled beyond control

and they just keep piling on

and they just keep piling on

and each debt after debt keeps piling on

I can’t believe, my bills are overdue

No heat or hydro for me

I’m cold and in the dark

I still have stuff to buy

and they keep on wanting more

and they keep on wanting more

and they all just keep on wanting more

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